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Edited by Prometheus25:
3/27/2015 10:19:54 PM
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DeeJ is standing naked in your kitchen
He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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Tell him to go home; he's drunk
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Again!?! Christ! I gotta work in the morning! And for God's sake, put some pants on man!
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Show him the door.
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As long as my Lord and savior longface is coming I'd be cool
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If he is bringing the booze then it could be interesting.
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Me: um...can I get you anything? Possibly some clothes? DeeJ: nah man I'm all cool Me: so what have you been smoking lately to make such bad decisions?
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Time to S some D
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"..........cool... *sits down* Do you want some... Clothes? Maybe a towel?"
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First, I would wonder why he would drive/fly to Canada. Then make him put his pants on. Then have a non-alcoholic drink.
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Most likely kill him, or put pants on him then kill him. Or just tell him that he's confused, tell him to put some clothes on, and go home.
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2 RepliesCut of his access to b.net cock until he brings zoob back
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Kill him because alchohol is evik
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[quote]He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast. How do you react?[/quote] Pull out my word of crota and put some words in his mouf :D
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I do the one thing that I should have done when I met the bastard: Stomp him in the nuts, stomp stomp him in the nuts!
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I'd take a picture.
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1 ReplyI want an answer if their gonna update vog weapons.
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I'd make him put pants on. Then we could chill... out of touching distance.
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Go back to sleep and hope it was a dream [spoiler]Ktan y u do dis?[/spoiler]
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*pumps shotgun*
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4 RepliesEdited by Autolycus: 3/20/2015 4:35:52 PMFirst I would take the toast and put it into an envelope. I would use the envelope to paper cut Deej until I slit his throat. Next I would slice off pieces of Deej with an energy sword, and put it into a pot to make stew. When the ninjas arrive I would get on the bnet and make a thread titled: Some ninjas showed up on my porch, what should I do? Then I would invite them in for some Deej stew and Cheerios.
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Kill him, Nobody enters my house without my permission and lives.
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12 gauge..00 Buck!
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Laugh uncontrollably
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Kill him. The ninjas and longface can stay though
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1 ReplyNaked stranger in my kitchen is probably going to end up shot.
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I wouldn't react at all.
