Join them naked with a toast

Grab knife, cut off dick, proceed to kick him out. [spoiler]then eat toast[/spoiler]

I'd ask him if I can have some sort of strawberry, raspberry, or grape jelly/jam/spread on my toast instead.

Get naked with him and help him prepare

I have celiac. So I would avoid that toast like it was rancid meat. As for DeeJ standing naked in my kitchen... I'd probably tell him to actually listen to the community. I would then throw away whatever the blam I was drinking. I might end up with a naked nubbin or noiseless purse on my bed.

Press my life aleart.

Walk away

I would slap him across the face with my $15 instore credit for trading in destiny

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Ha!

Shia surprise!

Run in the opposite direction. Go to Canada Change name Begin new life as college student.

OP did you have a dream that confused your sexuality again?

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Nuke [Edit] changed my mind, video above is the only right way to react

Not again!

I eat the toast

Continues to unchained dinosaur.

Make that mother -blam!-er a YouTube sensation

I hand him nudez

-blam!- him like the cruptarch -blam!-s me

You ahh want some... pants?