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3/19/2015 10:26:33 PM
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slamming your penis in a door
So how many of you enjoy slamming your penis in a door for the sudden excitement it gives you?
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I prefer to masturbate with my k-bar knife
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The upside is it's bigger than before, even if swollen.
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Me reading this post
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I prefer slamming it in a guillotine rather than a door
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It always happens when someone tries to shut the bathroom door while I am in the living room peeing.
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I think my dick shriveled up and died
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1 ReplyWhy would someone do that to begin with
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I already cut it off, so I can't do that.
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3 RepliesSometimes when I'm bored I stick a toothpick under my big toenail and kick the wall as hard as I can
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Yeh so much adrenaline coursing through my penis.
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1 ReplyI cringed so hard
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Until i got a boner
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I prefer the car door In the garage of course Sometimes I lock the door afterwards too
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I..ah...no...yes...no...I'll just leave
