Haha no I put the controller in my ass and farted and the whole -blam!-ing game played itself, I parried Gwyn with a halberd and twinked so hard I was able to invade at the asylum of fggts. I made it NG+7 and blew away orstein & smough [spoiler]yur mum[/spoiler] with OP ass glass cannon. After that I rode that dumb wolf and fist faught that guts wanna be. I tried the battle of stocism but I guess hacking is okay and not punished, I muted the terrible music and blasted dubstep as I munched on Doritos. Bottom line is >implying I didn't play this shit game.