Haha no I put the controller in my ass and farted and the whole -blam!-ing game played itself, I parried Gwyn with a halberd and twinked so hard I was able to invade at the asylum of fggts.
I made it NG+7 and blew away orstein & smough [spoiler]yur mum[/spoiler] with OP ass glass cannon.
After that I rode that dumb wolf and fist faught that guts wanna be.
I tried the battle of stocism but I guess hacking is okay and not punished, I muted the terrible music and blasted dubstep as I munched on Doritos.
Bottom line is
>implying I didn't play this shit game.
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Looks like some Jimmy's have been lightly rustled.
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Oh god Get good mate? Check. Rustled jimmy? Check. Play dark souls? Check. Sorry I'm going to have to cut it short here, I try to actively avoid talking to basement dwelling beta males.
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>implying that I'm a basement dweller Also I'm joking but you can take it serious if you want. Jokes on you either way.