So this bitch ass teacher took away my phone in class right! Then she took it to the office right right! And i was on my way to class when i saw her, then i said hi to her and she said "don't talk to me cuz i feel that u are stalking me" i was like WTF!? Then she said that i am going to get a referral for harassing her....... She then started talking shit about me in my friends class, so i decide to talk with the principal of my school to fix this issue......
The reason she thought i was stalking her was bcuz she took away my phone and i was "[i]trying[/i]" to get it back....
Any advice on what to do??
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shankshankshankshankshank
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I mean just do what any normal person would do....shave her skin off with a potato peeler, throw her into a vat of hydrochloric acid, and use the remains for chili con carne.
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RKO fixes everything
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I could crack her skull and give her amnesia but to summon me isn't cheap [spoiler]I require 10 14karat gold rings,10 brilliant cut diamonds,and the heart of a virgin good luck[/spoiler]
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Kill her
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Get a picture of her and photoshop her smokin weed
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Step1: accuse of seeing her smoke the weed Step2: Photoshop picture of her smoking blunt Step3: show principle Step4: spread picture of Facebook Twitter all them things Step5: laugh Step6: profit
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Kill her
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I used to be part of the Gambino Crime Family so here's some good advice: Tie her to a chair, shoot here in the legs, demand the phone back and then tell her that if she ever f**** with you again, she'll be hangin by her balls in a meat locker
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Why use a phone during class/work? I see this all the time. Use them on breaks or when not at work/class. You'll live.
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I would just get really pissed at her and threaten her job.
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Punch her in the balls.
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Say she sent you suggestive pictures and absconded with your phone in order to remove them. Just kidding, don't do that.
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Murder her off campus and make it look like an accident/ suicide.
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Start living up to your name, stalker.
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toast/envelope
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You took an upskirt didn't you.
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Move to bel-air
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Kill that hoe
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You're basically screwed. This is a scenario in which fighting might make things worse. Just wait til your all grown up and drive by her house slowly every night. It's not even illegal.
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You should hit it from behind.
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Talk to the principal AND yo parents! Then maybe they got yo back!
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I'd smack the bitch
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What was on the phone?
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