JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

OffTopic

Surf a Flood of random discussion.
originally posted in:Valhallas Wrath
Edited by BucketCatPK: 3/16/2015 9:53:44 PM
1

Bodie Williams Takes World's Biggest Dip and Weinie AT THE SAME TIME!!!

Have you ever seen the elderly try to pull up their underwear as they forget where they are? That is exactly what it looks like to see Bodie Williams work his magic! I recently was down at the 7/11 dehumanizing a pack of clothed monkeys and grounded carpet pilots when I looked into the soda section and saw something that would change my life forever! There I saw Bodie not only putting a whole can of copenhagen in his cheeks but also eating a hotdog at the same time! This was no ordinary hotdog though, this hotdog was the size of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_City_bombing] before Timothy McVeigh got a hold of it! It was like a good Sasha Grey video, you know, the ones where the bush isn't too big. Bodie had so much audacity it could only be explained by beautiful R&B. You said you can't get to heaven unless you get high But there's no word of hell on the way back down You said it's now or never, You only live once Would you be so quick to walk over to my grave? You said you'll never be younger than you are tonight Now I've never felt weaker in all my life You said it's only a one off, only a line But now it's a circle, all of the time Well, it's a one man cult and he's serving his line It's a "Lust For Life" but it's a lifeless wine He kissed her hand and then he found out her name, It's Death and now he can't seem to wake You can't run with the foxes and yet hunt with the wolf Are you addicted? Tell me the truth I think I'm losing my mind They say the poison's in the dosage and they must be right Left with panic attacks and death riding our backs It all looks so much worse on the way back down I'm so -blam!-ed up since I hit the ground Revive me [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKDvP8LGEHk[/url]

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

You are not allowed to view this content.
;
preload icon
preload icon
preload icon