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Edited by chf4242:
3/17/2015 12:24:05 AM
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Relationship advice
While I hesitate to post this here because of the huge number of 12 year old trolls who have never seen a real girl naked, I ask the more mature and experienced part of the forum for some advice. Me and my girlfriend broke up after a big fight Saturday night after prom, and we haven't really talked since. Since the reason I asked her out in the first place is she was a really cool person and an awesome funny girl who I was good friends with, I don't want to lose a person like that. So basically, I want to try and become friends again like before. I know this is gonna be awkward at first an probably a long process, but she was one of my closest friends and is really like that back. As I said, we haven't talked since it happened. We go to the same school and have classes together, but as I said I haven't talked to her yet and I have no idea if she wants to be friends or what. Any advice as to how I should approach this?
Thanks guys I've heard all I need to I appreciate the help. Don't need any more responses. I've gotten a loud no from her for now, with a maybe farther down the line.
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5 RepliesAn incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you. The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
