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Edited by Tha Dripter: 3/18/2015 2:57:10 AM"I paid an extra $12,000 and got the ST 16000 version and i can say, it was worth sacrificing my kids to satan and selling the house. Iv never seen shittier posts in my life!"
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That man was a legend.
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Yus pls
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Did u know there was a time when op wasn't fgt? [spoiler]silly person, op has always been fgt[/spoiler]
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Edited by Crying to Radiohead isn't : 3/17/2015 4:11:27 PM*Buys 9001 version* My plan begins MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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What [i]is[/i] my regularly scheduled programming?
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Mayes* I swear to god, you're not even old enough to know who he is.
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Shutup and take my money
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I can't afford it, wumbology school is killing my pockets
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"I always had trouble making shitposts, now, after I got my shitposter 9000 in the mail, my shitposts are shittier than ever! Buy a shitposter 9000 today!" - some paid actor
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Chipotlaway was better
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*shoves fist money at screen* Goddammit take my money
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Hey, are you offering the 9001 model?
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Can i pay with feces? Id probably have to use the feces that id use to post but i could just produce more
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Can I gift this to coco ?
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Edited by Enter Name Here: 3/15/2015 2:32:21 PMHe's climbing in your windows... [spoiler]snatchin' yo people up[/spoiler]
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Make a video version of this!
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Lmao I will take 2. 😍
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With the new shit poster 9OOO, shitposting is a breeze! Not like befor wi got this product, it was like shoving a cabbage into a blender with a hammer!
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Can i pay with ideal?