Gary: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get -blam!-ed by dicks. But dicks also -blam!- assholes: assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can -blam!- an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that they -blam!- too much or -blam!- when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us -blam!- this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!