I'm the taxi driver...
Where are you going?
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Thanks for letting this die.
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Hey um.... I was the one guy who robbed that bar.... I need a taxi ride to my house. I'll give you a Benjamin if you drive me there.
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Ur house bby ;)
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Which ever alley has the loose women
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Back in business
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I'm just here for cake...
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[i]Alondite jumps in[/i] To Six Flags: Magic Mountain in California!!!
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-gets in- -cabbie turns around- -cabbie shrieks- -Pixie Crusher shits himself- -cab reeks of shit- -cabbie goes 100 in a school zone- -Pixie Crusher scared shitless- -gets to random location- -charged 1,000 almonds- -Pixie Crusher is confused-
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Edited by gozags71: 8/27/2015 5:03:56 AM*gets in back* "Three cars ahead you will see a violet four-door Sedan. Follow it until you reach 5th street. They will turn right until they reach Wedgewood Court. A 5'11" Caucasian man will exit the vehicle with three children. Park behind him once he is inside and turn off your headlights." "Then we wait." *hands you $12.50 and a soda*
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Can I please go to the airport?
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*Flags you down*
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I remember this from My first days of offtopic
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*flags you down* *gets in back* Me: I need you to back up about 2 inches. (Assuming you do this) Me: OK thanks here's a tip of $500 and $25 for the actual price of the ride.
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*whistles* Ayy Taxi Lady! *waves* I need a ride, can I shove a dead body in the trunk?
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Hey, I'm dead... Are you the transporter to hell?
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Bel air
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To your house. ;)
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*whispers* c an you drive me to space?
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To the toilet in the back seat
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* gets in taxi, passes out *
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TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! [spoiler]*Hides behind a building*[/spoiler]
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I'm posting this gif everywhere
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Anywhere but here please.
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Alright, get me to the nearest bar please. I need to drink off the day.
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The taxi lives on? Wow. I throw money at you human.
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._. Anywhere