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Edited by I Droid Zero I:
3/27/2015 5:01:18 PM
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How Tough Are Ya? (Satire)
How tough am I?
I Soloed Hard Mode Crota!
[spoiler]Without a Gjallarhorn[/spoiler]
Edit 1: Sweet, didn't know so many tough guys could be in one thread. You all pass.
Except you FourLeafTurtle, you need to take your sass over to weenie hut junior.
Edit 2: For those who say this isn't satire, I am sorry and I know. I put satire in the title so that those who followed satire would see it and post here. They are by far the funniest commenters on the forums. (Also I finally closed the parentheses)
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3 RepliesI got dick surgery
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I so tough I chopped down a tree [spoiler]with my bare hands[/spoiler] [spoiler]minecraft masterace[/spoiler]
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I rubbed sand paper on a 3rd degree burn on my balls
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How tough am I? I ate cornflakes for breakfast [spoiler]WITHOUT ANY MALK[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by Nightingale: 5/14/2015 2:32:38 AMHow tough am I? I beat Dark Souls. [spoiler]Without dying.[/spoiler] Good luck topping that.
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2 RepliesM9, m9, me so tuff ya, I'll ddos yo f*cking grandma m8, listen, I ain't eaten my vegetables in two whole f*cking weeks yo, nobody messes with me round here m8. 1v1 me rust no scopes only m8, invite; xXxMLGxFaZeFAGxCREAMxMYSELFxXx
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2 RepliesDespite the destiny comment, this thread is pretty rad
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I'm so tough, I broke a pencil, and it only took half an hour
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1 ReplyI visited the Disney website [spoiler]without my parents permission [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyToughness level: 99/99 With potions: 118/99 Special abilities: Can drink a glass of Orange juice right after brushing my teeth.
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1 ReplyEdited by Ox-_Azza-_xO: 5/15/2015 3:31:02 AMI thought chuck Norris.... And survived
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1 ReplyI'm so tough I jack off with hand sanitizer
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5 RepliesI broke a Nokia [spoiler]without any tools [/spoiler]
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Thou is quite well
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1 ReplyI picked up Thor's hammer. [spoiler]Without an elevator.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDesticle alert! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunn¡¡¡!
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10 Replies[spoiler][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Topics/0/Default/None/Destiny]desticle[/url][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm so tough I live in the weenie hut jr.[spoiler]and I'm a goofy goober[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by Insert Name Here: 5/14/2015 10:37:02 PMI didn't post ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for an entire day.
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1 ReplyI didn't actually read the user agreement terms even though I said I did.
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1 ReplyHow tough am i?! I broke a cheap plastic ruler... WITH MY BARE HANDSSSSS!
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I bent a spoon[spoiler]without even touching it[/spoiler] I know your code[spoiler]up up down down left right left right b a start[/spoiler] I fed my chicken [spoiler]scrambled eggs[/spoiler]
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I'm a dragon [spoiler] [/spoiler]
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My dad spanked me and I only shed one tear
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3 RepliesI killed 6 million jews [spoiler]without gas[/spoiler]
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Edited by mad-dog24: 5/15/2015 3:57:30 PMHow tough am I?!?! [spoiler]You got a bottle of ketchup?[/spoiler]
