[b]Edit April 4, 2015: I'll be off for a while. The Handsome Collection and Planetside 2 Beta have called to me.[/b]
The Lenny Sovereignty has but 1 goal: to assimilate all of those who oppose us, and bring a glorious age of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to all, where all shall revere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Right now, our influence is seen everywhere, and our power is immense. For none shall ever beat the power of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Since the Sovereignty was recently established, our official insignia is still being decided upon. If you would like to help the Sovereignty, tell me what job you want, and I'll see if you can help. The Reinforcer gives support to Lennies, by providing them with pics, parodies, memes, and copypasta.
[b]Traitors:[/b]
Tom Brady - Mute him and all his alts.
[b]DEFENSES:[/b]
Currently, the Lenny Sovereignty resides in a pocket dimension, guarded by Lennegy Capacitators that energize our Lennegy Fields. Each field is guarded by two Flux Cannons guarded by several hundred Omega Lennies armed with L.M.A.Os. These Cannons litter the outskirts of the Fields, where they lay in strategic chokepoints. If, by any chance an invading force passes through these chokepoints, they must navigate through highly volatile plasmic fields, where a collection of Royal Walkers patrol. Beyond these fields, lays the Labryrinth, a highly intricate system of randomized plasmic plates, which rotate every minute. Attempting to shoot into or disrupt the plates, instantly vaporizes the aggressor. The Labyrinth is filled with traps, creatures, and rogue Lennies. [Further details involving the Defenses are classified.]
[b]Alliances:[/b]
The Agents [spoiler]AgentSmithThe1[/spoiler]
[b]Overlord:[/b]
Me - http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/236/f/2/f22dfbff6ffa89aa2d2bfb6b14430072-d47pu22.jpg
This is my personal guard - http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/136/2/d/overlord_by_chevsy-d500cl5.jpg
This is my pet, Neebz - http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090619200206/mhfkr/images/3/36/AkuraJebia.jpg
[b]Warlords:[/b]
Iron man - http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140717194237/marveldatabase/images/3/3e/Superior_Iron_Man_Vol_1_1_%C3%87inar_Variant_Textless.jpg
Alduin - http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/124236/2596704-alduin_could_have_been_cooler.jpg
spiderPig12746 - http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130717122151/degrassi/images/4/4f/%CD%A1%C2%B0_%CD%9C%CA%96_%CD%A1%C2%B0_amirite.jpg_3ccb3b71eff884bde26b486b2acee00b.png
[b]Royal Jackalope Trainer:[/b]
TRUNKSPACE
[b]Royal Booty Inspector:[/b]
x_Snipars_x
[b]Royal Lenny Quartermaster:[/b]
Manwë
[b]Royal Homeworld Pilot:[/b]
Pesky Moth
[b]Lenny Freeman:[/b]
Dson01
[b]Royal Janitor:[/b]
Randall the Moa
[b]Royal Mad Scientist:[/b]
Partarar
[b]Royal Bounty Hunter:[/b]
VenomGT14
[b]Royal Taco Expert:[/b]
HomieJuan
[b]Royal Defender of Lennies:[/b]
sabertiger146
[b]Royal Invader:[/b]
Grunt Licker
[b]Royal Booty Wizard:[/b]
BIG PAPA
[b]Royal Jester:[/b]
CLAPTRAP
[b]Royal Chef:[/b]
Not Bapaos alt
[b]Royal Angler:[/b]
Rhen_Ratel
[b]Minister of the Department of Dank Memes:[/b]
Mr Skeltal
[b]Royal Lenny Sausage CEO:[/b]
Durable Sausage
[b]Chemical Weapons Designer:[/b]
HitmanGamingHD
[b]Director of Time Travel:[/b]
Marty McFly
[b]Lenny Mutation Division:[/b]
Shreks Disciple - Lead Scientist
x_Snipars_x
[b]Mountain Dew Supplier:[/b]
CrazyCaptain34
[b]Lenny Productions© Manager:[/b]
MilitaryClover
[b]Military Weapons Masters/Engineers:[/b]
iEpicness Zx - https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b9/61/f6/b961f688304fe58104dc521afee98def.jpg
psycho n3rd
[b]Fedora Major:[/b]
Paintballclutch
[b]The Reinforcer:[/b]
x_Snipars_x
[b]Royal Armorer:[/b]
TheLadyGamer XD
[b]Royal Booty Connoisseur:[/b]
Weedman214
[b]Royal Military Adviser:[/b]
He8it
[b]Commander:[/b]
wmg780
[b]Royal "Medicine" Dealer:[/b]
Tehmazinpunkake
[b]Generals:[/b]
DAN the captain
[b]Lennypillar Beastmaster:[/b]
MypieXbox1
[b]Colonels:[/b]
ShadowZeroShift - Colonel of the L.A.F
VAders Fist - Colonel of the L.N.C
[b]Lieutenants:[/b]
G1Scorponok - http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/304/e/4/zarak__scorponok__by_minohkim-d5jlzmp.jpg
[b]Politicians:[/b]
AssassinPedro - http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/2/27187/658693-658668_gabriel___by_adonihs_super.jpg
[b]Assassins:[/b]
Ultimaterobber
[b]Dranking Dewritos Fedora Tipper:[/b]
spiderPig12746
[b]CEO of Cheese Distribution:[/b]
elkodale38
[b]LSO:[/b]
Danny - Commander
[b]LODST Soldiers:[/b]
Gordon Bombay - Leader
RIOT TWIST
Turbinateracer8
BantJediAndroid
N7Sentinel60
tronbolt2
Mystical eG
[b]Supporters:[/b]
[spoiler]Too many, will do later[/spoiler]
Our official uniforms: http://wallpoper.com/images/00/26/12/41/futuristic-suit_00261241.jpg and http://www.wall321.com/thumbnails/detail/20121031/paintings%20robots%20futuristic%20mech%20armor%20artwork%202560x1600%20wallpaper_www.wall321.com_90.jpg (the Lennies' faces are hidden by the helmet, preventing damage)
If you would like to be assimilated into the Lenny Sovereignty, apply here: https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Members/885115
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*throws booty*
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Edited by Crying to Radiohead isn't : 5/14/2015 8:46:59 PMCats are adorable
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Dibs on head of AI development
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We should probably go attack those fags at the DOJO. We show no mercy to these fgts.
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Can I be the Royal Utensil Supplier?
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*continues to destroy the city* BURN YOU SOULLESS BASTARDS!!!!!BURN!!!!
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Edited by Magikarp: 5/13/2015 8:06:54 PMI am the resident Sith assassin and subspace ambassador
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*Imperial troops begin a blockade around LS territory*
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*flys around destroying sections of the city*
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So you -blam!-ers think it's fun to hide us huh....well -blam!- it, I'm done*starts blowing up buildings full of Lenny children* burn In hell
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I have returned from my million year travels
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I'm the party keeper, make sure to edit that in.
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The Royal Booty Connoisseur has just takin a shat in his pants.
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Looks like the sovereignty has deded
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[u][b]warning code black [/b][/u] [b]SENDER: protect ZEUS [/b] [b][u]message start[/u][/b] [b]cower organic lifeforms of earth your infirority has been recognised by the star fall provision, extermination shall begin of life on earth Don't challenge the might of the starfall provision and me ZEUS as their leader, to start I shall target earth strongest armies to show are might and let your infirority be shown and destroy this planet. My targets are Forgehand Badlands The dojo Magikarp The empire Perth valcoe Dregadon The void council The Lenny sovereignty The valmrediam republic And the US Be ready for extinction[/b] [b][u]MESSAGE ENDED >REPLAY?[/u][/b]
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THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!
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[u][/u]
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[b]forgehand militia members arrive bringing missile systems and shelters for lennys[/b]
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For God sakes really. Wtf
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Gribby do you think you can beat Edgewater?
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WE NEED MORE FORCES IN THE WAR!!!!!!! PERTH VARCOE IS RECOVERING!!!!!!!!
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Buried under Desticles... Even for the spammers that frequent this place, that's an unfair death. Farewell
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You know, it's been a long time since I checked on this thread, but why the hell is this in #Recruitment?
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 4/22/2015 4:25:28 AM"Lenny HQ is now Montevideo, Uruguay." -Blam is OP Who agrees with this change? Say aye! AYE!