*Rushes into hospital, extremely shocked*
Somebody get my wife some attention, she's having a baby!
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"The results are in: [spoiler][b]YOU ARE THE FATHER[/b]![/spoiler] *que clapping*"
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Srsly
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Edited by AgentMizzmo: 3/14/2015 3:34:21 AM*Hours later, I walk out holding a baby in a blue swaddle* Well, here he his, Ryder Bryan. Where's the nearest Catholic Church, he needs to be baptized, and a Godfather needs to be chosen.
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Congrats man!
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Thank You
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Hey am I......... *sees you running around frantic* Jesus Christ........what?
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*walks in* Heeey gu- *sees you panicking* What's going on?
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My wife's having a baby! *Mixture of worriedness and excitement* And it's a boy!
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*enters room* Congrats man!
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Yeah, named him Ryder, her choice, but I'm fine with it.
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*looks at baby* Aww, there so cute. Ryder? Pretty good name, I think.
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*speaks to the doctors and they quickly rush your wife to a room* You might want to follow, I'll be there shortly
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Thanks *Follows into room*
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Abortion. Jkjk.
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*Looks at you menacingly* Don't. Ever. Do. That. Please.
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The role play is real.
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Edited by AgentMizzmo: 3/14/2015 4:02:39 AMYeah.... Me and My real wife went through this months ago!
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Dammit man I'm a doctor, not a baby doctor!