Xur has received new items with his regular stock rolls:
Cheese
Caffeine
A Doctor's Note (To get out of work/school)
Myths of Clash
Peanut Butter and Jelly Horns
Super Synthesis
RNG Telemetry- Increases chance to get better engram drops by 10%
New class items:
Dagger Cloak ("The name says it all, the rest is on a need to know basis")
Raid Dancer Cloak ("If you point at Crota, he points back, but if you dance at Crota, will he dance too?")
Dead Ghost Cloak ("Gotta catch 'em all") {gets longer the more dead ghosts you have collected}
Liberty Bond ("Buy me now to support the Traveler, and when this war ends, you can redeem me for 25000 glimmer.")
James Bond ("I'm a bond, a warlock bond.")
Age Bond ("I hope you brought a whip...")
Mark of Tardiness ("Fashionably late to the raid party.")
Mark of a Wizard ("You're a wizard, Titan!")
Mark of the Halls ("Deck the halls with the blood of your enemies!")
He also has a new Quest Line!: The urn of sack-on-your-face:
Part 0: Buy the Urn from Xur for 1 Strange coin.
Part 1: T-bag 100 minions of the Darkness.
Part 2: Return to Xur.
Part 3: Complete a special Epic mission to retrieve Ikora Rey's special tea bag.
Part 4: Return to Xur.
Part 5: Crouch and uncrouch at the Tower a total of 250 times.
Part 6: Return to Xur: Quest Complete.
Rewards: Urn of Sack-on-your-Face (Activate to gain increased movement speed while crouched-Cooldown 10 minutes), 5 heavy synths, and a Cryptarch Engram.
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You forgot one major, most need item. In all honestly, I can't believe Xur hasn't sold this yet. Seems to be the most needed item of all. A free psychiatrist visit, mainly for all the whiners that complain each and every week about Xur selling their beloved "x" exotic......even though he has been doing this since the beginning of the game.