[quote]Bungie said you want a story of how you got your exotics[/quote]
[i]"Yeah, but get this: I was playing crucible, totally wrecking, with a .2 K/D, you know, when all of the sudden, the game ends, and I get this thing, it says that my team, 'lost'. I'm pretty sure that's space talk for 'you're the best'. So you know how the scores are like those in golf, where the person with the worst score wins? So I beat my entire team, dumb newbs had 2.0 K/D's, and of course they didn't get jack, as they were newbs, but guess what: me, the best player on the team, got a [b]JALARHORN![/b] That's right, a [b]JALARHORN![/b] Not a newbish mount carlos, or heard light, I won a [b]JALARHORN![/b][/i]"
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Truly a tale for the ages.
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Truly.