I could be your biggest enemy. I could be your best ally. Most likely not you're ally but *Launches nuclear attack on empire once again* you my main enemy.
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You mistake me. I'm not affiliated with them. We just share the same goal. *Breaks into bread stand to activate bread protocols* [i]The warheads detonate before reaching lunar-synchronous orbit.[/i]
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Hmmm interesting *turns off tupac song "me against the world"* Looks like Im not alone.
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Before I ask, should I grab some popcorn? I need to know if it's gonna be a long exposition...
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The ? is talking over so we will supply the popcorn.
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Very well, where can we discuss?
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I will discuss right here no secret information is needed. Bomb Bomb Giraffe thats what they better be ready for. *Gives RPG to giraffe and sends him to earth strapped with a bomb*
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Hold your pet, or I'll cut you both down where you stand. *Unsheathes blade from back*
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*Didn't come with my giraffe he was sent down I live in mars*
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You better call him off.
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Wasn't to attack you. *Launches 400 giraffes to attack empire*
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I stand with them as of now. Why do you attack them?
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*Eats banana* Out of my own freewill
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I have no qualms if your actions are justified, but until I see that you have a valid motive for attacking innocents, we part as enemies.
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So you've made the poor choice of attacking a vast and powerful empire by yourself? If you are a Lenny, then you will be slaughtered. I have no qualms with your actions so long as they are justified. If they aren't, then perhaps you can still save yourself.