Here is the first out of four letters to Atheon.
[i]Dear Atheon,
What is the difference between Minotaurs and Praetorians? I mean besides the purple glow, is there any other real difference? Also, why can't any other android of yours take over a plate, what are so special about “Praetorians?” If the androids are all controlled by the same mind, wouldn't you be able to control them and just let us in to your house? I don't think they like us entering your house, they might be jealous of us. Why are we allowed to ride our bikes in your house, wouldn't that dirty your floor? I'm sure you don't want your floors dirty, so I will stop riding my bike in your house. Why do your androids just knee at the pillars? They look kinda ridiculous just kneeing there while disappearing. And those green guys smell like someone just ate eggs and then farted all over them. They smell horrible, then they explode and I can't take the smell so I just pass out. But i'm loving the Oracles, those things know the perfect notes. But they do get kind of frustrating when they keep playing the same notes over and over, so sometimes we just want to break each and everyone of them.
P.S. Is it true, if you shoot the Oracles with the perfect weapon, you will be deemed Beethoven?
Yours Truly, Brandon4K210[/i]
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Dear Brandon, Thought I'd already told you to not disturb me - now I had Templar, my assistant, teleport around in randomly generated patterns to mess with you and your Guardians as suitable punishment. As for the difference between Praetorian and Minotaur, you could say that Praetorians are of higher computional worth - fitting to be Guardians of my own to the entrance to my home. You could also say they like to clean the most. In fact, Praetorians are the ones to remove that utter horrible stain your worthless Sparrows leave on the ground. They are also the backbone of the choir in the Symphony I'm constructing. Minotaurs are the ones not seem fit for neither cleaning- nor participation in the choir. You obviously didn't know that the Confluxes are complex machines used to remove all the dust around - yes, I like to see my reflection on my Throne. The ones humbly kneeling and vanishing are simply ordered to remove any leftover dust on the actual Confluxes. ... Don't ask me about those green [Untranslateable] of errors! I'm having enough with the Gorgons stuck on their Paragraph B-12... ... And no, you won't be deemed "Beethoven". No love, Atheon
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In before he realizes it's a video game.
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Pretorians=the original?
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The 3rd atheon letter link sent me to example.com, can you try to fix it?
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I laughed until I read the Beethoven thing.. Straight lost it. Good stuff.
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Not a bad read, but I feel compelled to point out that Preatorians can still regenerate their shield after their heads are destroyed. Minotaurs can not. Not sure about other differences, if there are any they are slipping my mind at the moment.
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Aw hell yes
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HAHAHA
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Edited by Love Sick Bloo: 3/12/2015 4:24:10 PMThat Was Perfect More Please [spoiler]Huge fan (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ [/spoiler]
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Praetorians are guards that guard the vault of glass.