Smoggy is the reason we are all alive today. If Smoggy has changed your life, please bring an offering to his shrine. Let the praises of his name forever be heard throughout the lands. The No Lands, and The No Land Beyonds. For those who wish to share their testimonies, feel free to post your story.
I am having a fundraiser for Smoggy. I started this foundation in hopes to one day have a statue in the tower built of him in his honor. If you would like to donate, please copy and paste this offering into your post:
[spoiler] $
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By donating a dollar into the cup, we could one day sue Bungie for false advertising their- I mean honor Smoggy in every way.
For those who do not have the blessings of Smoggy, or do not know who he is, here is where you can find the light:
Original Post: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0
Parody Post: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93468923/0/0
FOR TRUE BELIEVERS: We now have a clan to support our beloved SmoggyPluto. Join the fellowship! The link can be found here: https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/858913
NEW PETITION: In order to support Smoggy with our love, sign this petition to make Smoggy the main character in Destiny 2!
Sign this petition with this:[spoiler]
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The List Of Givers:
-Mobdawwg
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-Dano2467
$
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-Frosty 022
$
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-ribbydoo4u
$
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-SteelBallRun7
bout tree fiddy$
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-OfficerBacon45
$
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-Hazza1607
¥
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-ilmap
Fye hunned
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-SonorousSeaDog
$
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-Jcaf8
\_/ (a nickel)
-BaconyayGaming
$
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-Logesaurus Rex
$ tree fiddy
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-PO26Law
$
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-BeachsideZues
$
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Tree fiddy and fwied rice
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-Jarod777
$ got you a dollar
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-Xx420SwagScopexX
¥
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-one hundred yen...
-HandsomeDevil
$
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-daddy squish
He gave himself
-jailedwanderer
$
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-PoweFades
A Gjallarhorn he doesn't have
-xpctR3sistanc3
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-PolishRussian
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-reverentharbor6
$$
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-Spare Stryder
SWAG
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-xFILxx
I give one million
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-JokesOnSteve
I took my college funding just for you Smoggy, I will always love you! #fundsmoggypluto
$
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-grahamalicious
Smoggy is love,
Smoggy is life!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I will donate my heads.
-EcKo_ThUnDeR
I will donate 72 virgins! \(^•^)/
-Murdurface
I would bring SmoggyPluto the universe, but then I remember the story passed through generations. The one where Smoggy unlocked the true potential of the Gjallarhorn. He had to go to the only safe place to test it: the beginning of time. The resulting destruction caused by this blast lead to what scientists now call the 'Big Bang Theory'.
So technically, the universe already belongs to SmoggyPluto.
But since all endeavors cost money, I'll donate one hunnit fiddy. (Think I did that right)
-Gûr of 50 Shades
A Gjallarhorn
-Mikeyman239
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I'll give you 1000000000000000000000000000 for smoggy! [spoiler] overflowing incase your wondering [/spoiler]
-AmbitiousSwine3
I bring 400 Houses
-Frank the Shank
I will donate many rubles
Is Russian currency
-Jacob Z
$
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-S3rial Slayer
1 Jellyhorn
2 Coupons for a free pizza at dominoes
Tree hunna an fiddy dollas
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-Wolf Nebula
Smoggy Pluto
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-Frosty 022
(•~•) All hail SmoggyPluto son of RNGesus
Also I would like to make another donation
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-Droacan
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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[b]We salute you Smoggy[/b]
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I bring myself dafuq.