1. Steal 4 turtles and a rat from the pet store. 2. Take them to a nuclear power plant. 3. Teach the newly mutated animals marital arts. 4. Lead an attack on a Chinese factory. 5. Steal a box cutter. 6. Escape on a plane to California. 7. Use box cutter to hijack plane and ask for a parachute as ransom. 8. Finally complete life goal of skydiving. 9. Find a duckling. 10. Use duckling's bill to pry box open. 11. Pull up to the house around 7 or 8. Yell to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Look at my kingdom, 'cause I'm finally there; to sit on my throne, as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. 12. ?????? 13. Don't be unlucky and end on 13 items. 14. Profit.