I didn't do it, but a friend of mine worked in an office. Sometimes when he got bored he would randomly find a magazine, head to the toilets, wet the floor with water... I hope. He used the magazine as a skateboard because it was so slippery. He did this so often he could "jump" like an ollie and get about 15 cm off the ground. He never got busted.
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