Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
Your turn
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A kid was watching porn in my class. He forgot to mute it.
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Some kid went into school early and hung himself in the hallway. He was in my brothers grade(two years older) he was supposedly bullied constantly and couldnt take it any more. Its sad.
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Not disgusting but today some kid put a burrito in the urinal and told me it was his home
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Walked in on freshmen -blam!-ing in the schools bathroom
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I drank 2, yes 2 cartons of milk
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Guys took shit, put it in a circle, and put dandelions in it. -blam!-ing dandelions. Had to use the 1 Boys bathroom in the school as the change room, the other was pooped as well.
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I'm in 8th grade and some chicks sex tape got leaked.
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In IT, some of the "popular" girls just walked up and placed a pad on my desk. It took me a second to realise what it was and I just looked at them and realised how -blam!-ing weird they are. At the end of the lesson they hid the pad under a keyboard and the next day I was going to the bathroom (opposite the IT room) and I hear a scream from the IT room and the teacher just shouted at the top of his lungs "WHO THE BLOODY HELL PUT THIS PAD HERE ?!" and I just burst out laughing. The teacher heard, and looked through the tiny window in the door and I saw he was looking at me and I just bolted.
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In year 6 we found 3 used condoms as well as piece of ripped fabric on the oval. Turns out there was a massive party across the road that night.
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I was walking down the hallway with some friends. And a locker was wide open and our lockers at skool were quite big. So you could basically hide yourself from our stomach and upwards. So we kept walking along the hallway until we saw two guys making out behind the locker. One was taking his shirt of and the other had his hand in the other guys pants. Lmao. My friends were screaming out trying to let everyone know. And ppl started saying "haaa!!!! Gaaaaayyyyyyy"
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Okay, two things. First off, one time someone took a dump on the floor and it sat there for 2 days before someone dumped glitter all over it. We essentially had glittery poop on the floor for a week. Second thing, some freshmen decided to take back to back to back to back shîts in the same stall without flushing. The stall they did it in was notoriously bad for flushing. They flushed and then there was shit and piss covering the floor.
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A couple weeks ago my friend started a group convo with 26 people telling all of us to go to the bathroom on the third floor of the school's new building. There were two girls and one guy in the stall. We started hitting in the saying shit like "us it my turn yet?" And of course we were screaming and laughing. 20 minutes later a security guard came in and stopped us but also hit the bathroom stall door open in one kick. IT WAS THREE DUDES.
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Dared my friend, let's make him Adam, to shit in a stall. Needless to say he did it. Not that bad but funny as shit.
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In the locker rooms someone left a shirt covered in poop because the bathrooms had no toilet paper.
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A kid with downs started throwing up and having diarrhea in the hallway while screaming and crying... That hallway was closed for a week for sanitation. And the kid went to a special need school.
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This one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my pussy and queefed and made music totes legit 101 #####
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I like to eat Slim Jims
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Kid in my 9th grade earth science class shit himself and when he went to hide it in the bathroom it fell out of his sweatpants leg.
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We where at recess in 5th grade playing kick ball and this autism girl comes running on the field and decides to pop a squat in right field and starts pooping. Now we are all running for are life's as she's chasing around the right fielder with poop in her hands. She stops and we are all standing their and someone yells "Put down the poop!!!!" Being 5th graders we start laughing and she gets mad and starts chasing us. Finally a teacher grabs her and says sorry. We think she's down but when when the teacher is carrying her she starts pooping. End of story, best day of my life
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2 freshman kids found out they weren't related even though they are adopted and -blam!-ed each other
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A kid in 8th grade filled multiple condoms up with mayo and threw them at people
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Ugh why should I do this? I'm too lazy. Try again another time.....uhhhhhgh......
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>be me in pe >sum kid is on pornhub >I go look and get a boner >kid doesn't get caught >I go home and masterbate >profit
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If I telld u i get b&. [spoiler]Give me attention.[/spoiler]
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