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Edited by Comrade Napoleon:
1/13/2013 9:05:57 PM
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Most Disgusting Thing to Ever Happen at your School v2.0
Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
Your turn
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Holy shit this post is old. Who be toes it? It's like 2 years old or so
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13 RepliesIn 6th grade we had to watch a lady give birth. I was way to young.
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1 ReplyGot pissed on by a mentally retarded kid at a pool once, field trip Yep, all over my leg, just pulled his pants down and let her rip, I can still feel the warm trickle...
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4 RepliesThis girl shoved a pickle up her vagina and her butt and then ate it for attention.
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2 RepliesNot disgusting but awkward. This one really sheltered boy at my school was walking with this girl and reached into her purse. Pulls out some of her pads and says "Do you mind if I borrow these napkins?" Without any idea of what they were. [spoiler]the kid was 15.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesAt my school a kid found a used condom and decided to blow it up like a balloon, find the biggest crowd of students, and let it fly [spoiler]many omniguls worth of screams[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAlright here we go
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Girl started to have her period in math class. It was -blam!-ing everywhere. Eww the shivers are still there. I cannot unsee that.
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In my school, before my time, a junior teacher discovered the principal going at it with a senior teacher in the janitor's closet next to his office. He reported it to the vice. The principal left the school, along with his wife, who also worked there. The junior teacher and the senior teacher proceeded to eat lunch in the same room for 10 years without saying a single unnecessary word to each other.
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1 ReplyUp till the day I graduated the following event has been spread as a great legend around my school. Hopefully they still tell this century old tale, it would be a shame if they didn't. Once, the theatre ceiling, which is 20 someodd feet off the ground, was found covered in used condoms. Yes, 20 foot high ceiling, every inch of it. There were hundreds of used condoms. I did not participate in this prank of atrocious boldness, and nobody has claimed responsibility, but it was a sight to behold (and remember)
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1 ReplyThis kid was picking up trash in around the school in 5th grade and he found a used condom and didn't know what it was so he stuck it on his finger and walked around with it. Sooo nasty :-(
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Some kid in my class shat his pants and the turd fell out of his pants onto the floor
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Your mom showed up [spoiler]r u rekt yet?[/spoiler]
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Some year 11 took a shit in a yogurt cup and put it in the sick and wrote on the wall with shit shit with an arrow pointing down at the yogurt cup
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Nothing happened to me much. Only things are someone puking the first day of kindergarten, or someone who pulled his pants down all the way when he used the urinal.
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13 RepliesSeeing off-topic being secretly invaded by desticles talking about off-topic things but they sound autistic while doing it.
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1 ReplyI was in the second grade when I hear my teacher say that this kid peed in this other kids face.
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6 RepliesIn 7th grade sex ed the teacher started going on about birth and stuff. I happened to be sick at the time. I don't remember what she said, but that set me off. I stood up, ran with my hands over my mouth trying to block the molten vomit coming out of my mouth. As reach the trash can right next to the door, I near full 10 present of the dam thing. When I stopped, I look down and saw that the bag had been torn and it had leaked EVERYWHERE! The vomit blocked the doorway so no-one could leave. As I turned around to look at my teacher, she gave me a horrible look as she walked toward me. As soon as she stepped in my area, I -blam!-ING UNLOAD EVERYTHING IN MY -blam!-ING STOMACH ON HER. Bile, food, everything. We were all stuck in that classroom for about 15 minutes as the ONE janitor had to clean a path to get to the door. I became legend that day...
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20 RepliesI have not violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and was not met with Ninja Justice.
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5 RepliesSomeone dumped in the urinal and then a senior forced a freshman to eat it which he did so I ran away but slipped on the cum on the floor and ran into the freshman smearing his faced into the feces.
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1 ReplyMy friend said in second grade he went to the bathroom and there was a boy fully nude who asked if my friend wanted to "play" O__O
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2 RepliesI've always had very long hair up until recently. I'm 19 and out of school. But in middle school, I had this teacher named Mr. Mathis. And he taught math. Ironic much? Anyway, sitting in his class one day, front row. He places both hands on my head and begins to stroke my hair like a small dog. And says and I quote: "Mmm. Your hair is soft dude. You use conditioner?" And I promptly told him where to stick it.
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4 RepliesI have a few stories about this one dude. 1) Rubbed deoderant over himself and his binder in class. 2) Sub went to throw her soda can away and he took it out of the trash and kept it. 3) He stalks a girl down the hallway at the end od every school day. 3) Kid got caught watching Horse Porn. He got his laptop taken away. 0_o He's in my class at this very moment :'(
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I have a few stories about this one dude. 1) Rubbed deoderant over himself and his binder in class. 2) Sub went to throw her soda can away and he took it out of the trash and kept it. 3) He stalks a girl down the hallway at the end od every school day. 3) Kid got caught watching Horse Porn. He got his laptop taken away. 0_o He's in my class at this very moment :'(
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A kid or kids spread their feces on the bathroom wall. In highschool
