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Edited by Comrade Napoleon:
1/13/2013 9:05:57 PM
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Most Disgusting Thing to Ever Happen at your School v2.0
Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
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4 RepliesMy sewing teacher has scrap paper in her room. And in that paper bin I saw scrawled "-blam!- me in the girls toilets, and bring some lube for anal". I was impressed she wanted that.
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A good friend of mine had some bad pop tarts and strawberry yogurt in the morning before school. During the middle of second hour( 6th grade) he started groaning and held his hand over his mouth, I tried to get the teachers attention but she wanted to "finish reading her email". Then Peptobismol colored puke exploded from behind his hand and oozed onto the brand new history book in front of him. The teacher then decided to actually pay attention to the class and freaked out. She never took her eyes off the class for more than a minute after that.
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Edited by Craig da best: 5/22/2015 2:35:52 PMWhile I was at school there where 4 different cases of teachers banging students, some male teachers some female. Well one didn't bang anyone just sent nudes
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Just happened this week. So as usual, tuesday is hispanic food day for lunch. They usually serve nacho's and burrito's and stuff like that. So i just got done finishing my PB and J(wasnt in the mood for nachos or a burrito) and my friends all just got their lunch since they tried to cut me. And they finish in the matter of 5 minutes. After the lunch, the cheese was kicking in. I hear them fart every 10 seconds and their farts were horrible. I felt the pb and j going up my throat but i kept it down. The farts were getting to me then i seen my friends gatorade, i instantly vomited in his bottle. He cursed at me was telling me i owed him a gatorade. I told him to eat shit and i closed the lid of the bottle( if the vomit were to get on the floor i would clean it up and i didnt want to do that) and threw the bottle straight at my friend. He started to cry cause he got a bottle of vomit thrown at him. After fourth period, i got back to normal. Now i know to stay away from my friends when its nacho and burrito tuesday.
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A kid shit himself right beside me
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1 ReplyA couple guys got a dead rat, put it in a jar, each took a dump on it, and hid it in the celing
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2 RepliesDead mouse found in a carton of chocolate milk.
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Can I necro bump? Lets find out
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Some kid brought a knife to school and got arrested at lunch
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4 RepliesI was at recess with my classmates and my teacher but one of my friends said he was gonna sneak under the teachers desk to stay in so when came back to class and he got caught going through my teachers phone; he was jacking off to one of her pictures and nutted on the screen. ON THE SCREEN. 5TH GRADE NUT ON THE SCREEN!!!!!
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1 ReplyMe and my mate swirled a kid that hit my gf. We also beat the shit out of him Before so. Then swirled him in a shit and piss filled toilet.
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Someone took a crap in the head's bin
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2nd grade i walked into the bathroom and shit was smeared everywhere.
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19 RepliesSomeone forgot to flush their oddly colored purple shit
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Edited by Glowhoo Enthusiast: 5/18/2015 10:35:36 AMTechnically it wasn't at [i]my[/i] school, but I was at a track meet and someone straight up just took a shit in the stall. It wasn't in the toilet. It was literally on the ground in the steal, with a faint shoe indentation.
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In high school somebody pooped in the hallway
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Sh*t in the urinals lol
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Interesting..
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These comments are...
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Edited by Wren: 5/11/2015 12:00:55 AMFriend got his sucked during class in the band locker room
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2 RepliesThe mystery of the urinal deuce
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16 RepliesSo last year, on our bands spring trip, my room was up late playing super smash Bros on the wii, then just started being idiots, and being loud. I casually said it'd suck if the phone rang with a complaint. I then went to the restroom, and when I came out my friends said the phone rang, it was the front desk asking us if we could tell the room next to us to quiet down cause they couldn't get a hold of them. They couldn't get a hold of them probably cause they were sleeping, we all laughed so hard, then went to sleep. We had to share beds, and my friend kept messing with me, then some said,"what are you guys doing, mild ass play" and my friend was like, no we are doing severe ass play. Then later on, I got pushed into this big wardrobe thing in our room. I said let out, then he was like not until you find narnia, and then I yelled "narnias not in here, asshole" I'm still quoted on that today. The next day, on the bus our director started talking about how there were some problems the night before, we all looked at eachother, terror on our faces, and then he said someone threw a water jug of the balcony, I've never been so relieved in my life
