Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
Your turn
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I had 2 chimmy chongas for breakfast in the morning. They were microwaved so my mouth pretty much had third degree burns afterwards, and it looked like someone just took a steamy dump and rolled it up in what was pretty much cardboard. (Only thing we had btw). I then left for school...let's just say it wasn't good.
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I was in fith grade and i walked into the bathroom and in the stall my friends little brother was well lets just say there was mayo
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Some dumbass came into my home room with a f***ing knife I have punch him in his damn face to get him to drop the damn thing he got arrested after that
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Imposter!
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Bump ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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-blam!-
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Someone got a blowjob under the table in a lunchroom with 500+ students
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This happened to my brother but I'll say it anyways. He was in 4th grade and in the computer lab. You pick a random computer to go on. Somebody made the background image a black dick, but people didn't know what it was. My brother didn't know but had that image stuck in his mind so he was able to figure it out a couple years later. Teacher asked him to go to another computer while she removed it. Funny thing is he told me the kids around him, and himself, thought it was a thumb and compared it to the dick on screen.
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Uhh... Yours is gonna beat mine but once this kid threw up but then a kid stepped on it and later that day he licked the bottom of his shoe.
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A girl in my science class in 7th grade had her period and it left a huge stain on her butt and the worst thing was we had a fire drill and we had to walk out with the whole school to the running track
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Kid ran into a bench and his tendon was hanging out and he kept going then just fell over
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Someone threw up in a condom a girl sold inflatable condoms to knidergarteners and Chris licked soap that was pissed in
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In elementary, a kid always peed in the urinal with his pants down buttocks fully exposed until a teacher had to come in and tell him not to do that anymore
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The year after I left my high school. My brother and several friends were still there, so I heard all about it. They called him the "mad shjtter." The school admin, I mean. Kids would walk into a bathroom to find walls completely smeared with shjt. It happened almost every day. And they never ever caught him. It went on all year. Shjt everywhere.
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Edited by MINI TURD29: 4/4/2015 12:19:44 AMSome girls iPhone background is my friend getting in bed !!! Another thing is in kindergarten I accidentally forgot to put my undershirt on and took my shirt of in class
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I love how several people are copying my comment. Lol.
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Had a banana laid on the floor...it was 2sp00ky
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deez nutz
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Edited by CrystalRapt3r: 5/14/2015 1:40:37 PMA freshman was beating the hell out of a sophomore and there was legit blood all over the place. the sophomore looked up at me and I see gouged teeth and chunks of gum spewing out. I felt like I was watching something out of the walking dead.....ughh
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Columbine Nuff said [spoiler]jay kay[/spoiler]
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Why are some people afraid of posting their stories? Unless you're giving a detailed account of how you molested a child, the mods don't care.
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My sewing teacher has scrap paper in her room. And in that paper bin I saw scrawled "-blam!- me in the girls toilets, and bring some lube for anal". I was impressed she wanted that.