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Edited by Comrade Napoleon:
1/13/2013 9:05:57 PM
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Most Disgusting Thing to Ever Happen at your School v2.0
Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
Your turn
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3 RepliesI violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and have [i]slain the ninja that came for me.[/i]
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1 ReplyEdited by IGotTheHerps: 7/4/2015 5:29:20 AMA Jew visited my school and he wouldn't stop taking kids lunch money[spoiler]-blam!- autocorrect[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesIf u only knew what actually happens at prom...
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I found a dead fish behind the toilet and stunk up the school
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5 RepliesNuff said.
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9 RepliesSomeone shit in the urinal.
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2 RepliesAnd 2 years back, a kid pulled off his pants and ran like forest gump all the way out of the school property
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10 RepliesNothing to bad, but we had a some pornstar come to our school for a week of sex Ed classes
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1 ReplyI caught two special needs kids banging behind a stairwell. I was kind of jealous though because I wasn't getting any action.
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19 RepliesI walked into the male's bathroom when four guys were circle jerking it. Unfortunately, I came in as they all.... erm.... finished their load. Cum. It was everywhere.
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Girl have head for lunch
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3 RepliesA guy fingered his cousin in the bathroom...
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3 RepliesOne of our students drove his car into a crowd of students at school.....bad shit there.
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1 ReplyThis kid shit in floor. Picked it up walked into his class with it on his head. He then tryed to escape school. The next day he shit in the urinal.
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1 ReplyGirl took of her shirt and squeezed her boobs in front of a guy she was dating. The teacher like yelled at her
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3 RepliesPeople have sex in the halls. Regularly
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3 RepliesSo, this year we did bacteria sampling and all that crap, my friends came up to me and said whats the most disgusting part of you we can swab, so of course, I answer: do you really want to swab there XD... everybody around me is all like eeeeeeeeeeew, so I say, alright your looking for disgusting, swab my face, so they got my forehead. A few weeks later, after the bacteria grew, we present it, and of course, of all the damn containers, the one with my forehead sample labeled on it is pulled out by our teacher first, it was hideous black bacteria.... I SHOWER EVERY DAY AND WASH MY FACE BEFORE I SHOWER! It was humiliating and looked disgusting, thank God the inside jokes stopped they were getting pretty f*****g annoying... but I did come to a logical conclusion, we have so much bacteria in and around us, who says that couldn't have just been on my face naturally? If anybody has insight please share it.... my dignity was eradicated that day XD
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What the duck!
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1 ReplyEdited by Drakus Darksoul: 7/1/2015 2:35:54 PMI still have not told you of the worst thing. What could be worse than gender-neutral bathrooms and slime daemons from Japan? It was -passes out from disgustingness of memory-
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I saw someone giving head in the gym showers
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1 ReplyIn elementary school, bitch threw up all over cafeteria table and it smelled like farts.
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Microwave it
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6 RepliesAhh this thread, good times. Recently someone cable tied someone's bag to a teacher's car, but nothing disgusting has ever really happened at my school.
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7 RepliesI'm a sophomore this year in HS. Last year we watched a birth video called "The Miracle of Life". During said miracle, I stood up and announced to the teacher that I was going to go puke in the bathroom as I walked pass her. On the way out the room, I passed out and fell into the wall, putting a rather large dent in it with my head. On the way to the ground, my forty something year old 5' 6" 155 lbs teacher caught me (at that time I was 6' 4" about 280 lbs) and held me against the wall until my friends could help lower me to the ground
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5 RepliesThe school janitor bang my ass in a storage room
