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Edited by Comrade Napoleon:
1/13/2013 9:05:57 PM
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Most Disgusting Thing to Ever Happen at your School v2.0
Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
Your turn
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1 ReplySome dude in the 80s took a shit on a test, literally. My English teacher was a part of that class and recounted the whole thing. There was some big math test (either pre-calculus or calculus, can't remember). The teacher passed out the test and had to step out at some point for some reason. Some kid at the back of the room stood up, squatted over his desk, and shat on the test. He was expelled. Even though that was a long time ago, I'm pretty sure nothing has even come close to it at my school since then
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2 RepliesA second year transfer student -blam!- an elementary student who was visiting with her class in the restroom during lunch. He was only there for a few days and after he was hauled away they found a container of floppy disks in his footlocker full of beastiality pics.
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11 RepliesKid was brutally stabbed
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4 RepliesSome guy at my school left class early everyday to whack off and someone knew about this so the kid hid and waited for him to get in there he then filmed the guy took it to the principal and got expelled for recording it
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People riding wheel chairs down the hallway dropping live stink bombs in classroom garbage cans
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1 ReplyWhy do we have to pm? Is it the new reign of Cozmo?
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10 RepliesWish I could tell you guys but I'd be banned. I'm also full of bullshît.
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Just random kids throwing up in the hallway/classroom throughout the years... *shivers*
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Oh dear mother of God the pming is strong in this thread.
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Somebody at my school somehow got their shit all over the toilet...I feel bad for the janitors
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7 RepliesNot really disturbing but in the bathroom stall someone wrote ps4 sucks
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2 RepliesNot my experience, girls first period in the middle of class, she was... special and didn't say anything. Sat there the whole time and when she got up there was practically a pool of it in the concave chair. My experience, in the locker rooms (they were devided into sections by rows of lockers) the row next to mine started screaming. Apparently someone in the gym class before us shat their pants and went commando leaving their underwear behind. We learned that when it flew over the lockers and nearly hit someone. They picked it up with a pencil and placed it just on top of the lockers, the other kids noticed. One went "what the -blam!- is that!?!" And yanked them down. The dried turd ended up hitting someone in the head.
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10 RepliesOn 4/20/15, a bunch of idiots decided to bring weed brownies. Everyone ate them (me included) but we didn't know. The one who sold them was jailed, the one who distributed was expelled. And the ones who ate them were either vomiting, in the hospital, or suspended. I took one and got away though ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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In high school one senior took a sh*t in a juniors car through the sunroof [spoiler]doesnt have anything to do with it but the junior died 4 years later while racing on his crotchrocket[/spoiler]
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Eh, mine isn't that bad as the kids in my school were decent, I guess. Prestigious school I guess you could say. The worst thing that happened was that someone graffiti'd "FUÇK [school name]" on the lunch room.
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21 RepliesDuring my time in 5th grade sex ed our projector froze on a picture of a flaccid penis
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6 RepliesMe- said some stupid your mom joke. Kid in my class- "Jokes on you! I have two dads!"
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A few months ago at my school black sludge started leaking out of the pipes and we evacuated the school for all of 2nd period because nobody could reach the gym ceiling where the leak was
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Edited by S_A_M_A_D_: 7/20/2015 1:47:58 AMI was -blam!- (raP3d)
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3 RepliesTwo things, neither at my school. 29 minutes away, a high school had a student riot over the fact that they were forced to were large bathroom passes. 30 min away, a 12-13 year old girl stabbed someone 19 times because she wanted to please slender man. She also talks to unicorns and voldemort.
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2 RepliesPeople taking turns giving eachother oral while one sits on a toilet.
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There was a protest at the middle school and the high school for changing the name of the town mascot
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There is so many things at my school that happened. One time a kid ran down the hallway and was going eeeeeeeee and putting his arms out like a airplane.
