This 7th grader took the new fudge muffins at the cafeteria and broke it and threw it all over the big stall in the bathroom then he took water and put it all over the stall and it looked like poop

One dude got caught sucking another in the bathroom. The guy that was sucking said the other guy -blam!- him, let him get expelled, then told the truth before it could go to trial. The other guy came back, the accuser got expelled and last I heard he was homeless.

I was -blam!- :(

this lil shît picked his nose (all gooey and bloody booger), ate it, then wiped it on a tree... almost puked... he was in fourth grade too (this was when i was in fifth grade)

Someone decided to [spoiler] -blam!- her right in the p**sy [/spoiler]

Back in elementary school when a kid pissed his pants in his chair. Also when this kid pooped in the sink, lol.

My junior year I think there were two lesbians one in my grade and one a senior having lesbian sex in the girls restroom. They only got caught because one of the popular girls went in during it and ran out when he realized wat was goin on and got a teacher. [spoiler] wish I could have seen it [/spoiler]

"Otaku" club was founded a few months back. That was the day sense died.

Walk out by the black students because apparently the teachers were too racist. Funny thing is the people running it were people who got in trouble alot.

If I remember correctly then in 4th grade a girl opened her milk at lunch, took a drink and it had a roach in it.

I was in E.L.A and it was a normal day right? Not. This girl sneezed and I thought she sneezed out like Jiz or snot. I say bless you and she goes "I'm puking". I'm like wtf she starts blowing chunks all over my books... Worst day ever.

-blam!- this thread it's just a bunch of "pm me for details" comments

It was probably the 3 to last week of school we still haven't taken our exams and well I'll just tell it how the day went for me, it probably gonna be a longer story but ya whatever. So I walk in to school, go to my locker put all my books in there and walk off to my first block class. My first block class was keyboarding/computer programming. But anyway I walk in to my first block sit down turn my computer on get on Microsoft word and get ready for the class, and I overhear about 3 black girls talking to a light skinned boy about "how many fingers he used" they kept asking the same question over and over again until he finally told them he alternated between 2 and 3. At that point i didn't know if they were joking or being serious. And that's all for that part of the day. (Forgot to mention this was in the 8th grade) Then second block comes up, I didn't really know anymore than I did in first block. So nothing much to tell about in this class. After second block we go to our lockers get our lunches and books and go to third block and that what I did. I start to walk to third block then my friend comes up and asks me if I've seen the video I said no of course then he just walked off. But while in 3 block I tell my friend what I've heard cause I'm just one of those people, I gossip. Then this is where stuff starts to pick up. I go to fourth block and everyone's talking about it(still at this point I didn't know what the video was or if the mixed guy fingered anyone) everyone's either seen the video or has heard about but being me I still doubt it's true. Then the guy who's sitting next to me is showing another person the video I take a short look at it, i didn't want to seem like a perv or anything but all I saw was a guy fingering a girl.( now here is where i know it's true and everything has happened but that's not even the worst part) After fourth block we go to lunch so yeah the bell rings everyone's waking to the lunch room and all you could hear was little whispers of fingering and mark and Nichole those were the people names of course. So we get to lunch and I see the full video Nichole is naked and the guy is fingering her but then it zoomed in and it showed a little kinda like pemple on the girls "you know what" and in my mind I was like nope there's no way that can be what I think it is then I resume the video, it falls off, the pemple falls off at this point I know what it is. I'm extremely grossed out by it but I don't throw up or anything then we go outside talk and chill and stuff. 5th block comes up mark is in that class and he knows he's getting expelled and all the teachers know what happened too. And he tell me "she had an STD" I was shocked seriously I was disgusted why would you finger her if you knew she had an STD If you think I'm joking I'm seriously not this happened and to see a pemple from and STD is extremely gross. But yeah sorry for the length nothing else happened for the rest of the day except people gossiping about it also sorry if I messed up on sentences and words and stuff .

This has just turned into a "PM me for story, it's really bad and I would get banned for it" thread.

Here's another one: (over dramatized) Freshman Year: Rats overran the school. There were a ton. We even had rat gangs in the school, and rat classmates. So some students and teachers killed tons of rats. We killed so many that when the school got budget cuts we used the rat meat in "chicken" nuggets and even sold some to restaurants. Then there was the day the toilets (all of the ones in the school) turned into fountains like the ones in Las Vegas. I hope someone reads this while eating chicken nuggets.