Everyone! Stop what you are doing. I'm throwing a party in the dojo to celebrate 10,000!
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*dances alognside* WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Im drunk wooo
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Seeing that im an A . I, i know all things the humans do
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*grabs and sits on shoulder* PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey im too drunk to be up this high put me down
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*puts down* sorry *falls to the ground and shakes* ok i havent been this durnk a long time *grabs tyou and sits you somehwere safe* What a party *places armo over shoulder*
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*no longer drunk* so. *blushes* how you liked the party
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*pats back* You went crazy on me you nearly destroyed my optics!
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It was fun
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*Shows data recordings of events * Because im an A.I ofcourse
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*inserts a USB equivalent to KO drug to make you sleep*
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Dorry that. .. that is permitted in my databanks.
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*insert virus hat makes your AI work 7 eyars in 7 secodns* there go think to death
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Hola. Why do you do this to me?
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*agry* go party. leave US!!!
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No coding from my creator wont permit that.
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yeah i ahve to go now em. *looks at you lakespot* well cidnot pissd ony our place so do you wanna *blushing tomato red* wanna stay in my room i have a second bed.
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Ummm.... ahh.... no thanks
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*Is heavily intoxicated* *Talking to self* You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me, huh? *Fires arrow at wall* Funny guy, eh? *Draws 3 arrows at one time, fires (quite inaccurately) at the wall again.
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I bet you a thousand gold you can't hit that candle over there! *points to candle 10 yards away*
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That candle? Pffftttt. You must think I'm some sort of amateur. I could hit that if I was drunk and closed my eyes! *Draws bow* *Fires arrow* *Hits ceiling* See, easy! Now, where's my 5000 gold you promised?
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All right. Here you go. *gives bottle of vodka*
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Thanks, buddy! *Drinks straight vodka* Nothing better than taking a fools gold! *Snorts*
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*stares*