Everyone! Stop what you are doing. I'm throwing a party in the dojo to celebrate 10,000!
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10k much?
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 7/24/2015 3:27:01 AMMan... That brings me back... Heh. Look, it reached 200 replies..
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*stands up and passes out because I stood up to fast*
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*gives everyone free infinite bacon*
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*gets on stage w/ AC/DC, jumps off of amp stack* WOOOOOOH *breaks table in process*
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*pisses on roof*
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*Goes outside with table* Hey!!!! Look what I can do!!!! *Attempts to fire arrow at table, succeeds after 50 attempts* *The table is then surrounded in darkness and pulled into the ground* Woooooahhhhhh......
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*hits basically everything else and those are dragged into the ground* Bro... That. Was. Sick!
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 3/8/2015 6:01:48 AMI knowwwwwwww.......... It's sooooooo coooooooool.......
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So... I have a bottle of Cold War vodka. It's like...100%.... Who wants it?
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*grabs first bottle of vodka sold* This shit is like, 1100 years old, it is strong shit.
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 3/8/2015 5:54:53 AMYou! That's my vodka! Thief! Ninja! There's a thief in the dojo!
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....I have had this vodka for 22 years. And now I'm popping it open for this special occasion. *pours 2 glasses* Cheers?
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What? You've been in a locker for 32 years!? What the hell! I'll toast to that! Cheers, buddy!
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Crazy shite. *clinks glasses*
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Yo pass that shit to me and Bahamut *bahamut roars*
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*pours glass* Cheers?
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*grbas bottle mixes with grog drugs and tequila* CHEER UP *drinks*
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Dlya Doszo! *clinks glass and drinks*
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*pulls out hooka in greenhouse*
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Hmm. I just realized I can't get drunk.... Not necessarily a good thing.... *drinks*
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Y'all are some -blam!-ing lightweights, this isn't anything like New Vegas and New Reno... *drinks straight from bottle of whiskey*
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I ain't smashed because of the drinks.. *faces you with a 2 meter long flaming dick* I'm smashes because someone slipped me MAGIC VIAGRA. LIKE WHO. WHO DOES THAT.
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Like Zesta said. Here. *gives magic sweat pants* These hide...well...predicaments such as yours no matter what...size...well...this got awkward..... JUST TAKE THE DAMN PANTS!