Ok how about I stick the frozen turd in my ear. Did it open now?
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Why would it?
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Ok I melt my shit and drink it. Did that work???
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You tell me.
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Ok fine ill take that as a no. Then I summon a teletubbie and command it to beat the box with a turd the size of a baseball bat. How about now?
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Inside you find a brown noise machine.
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Aww sweet!! Ima listen to it all the time!! Ima play it through speakers in court and at church and at funerals!! Thx box OP is great