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>._. >._. >._. >brings to park >puts on slide >won't slide >puts on swing >falls off easily >brings to sandbox >scumbag kid comes along >"accidentally" steps on box >cries >shoots scumbag kid >brings box to hospital >box is in critical condition >scumbag made a fatal stomp >doc tells me 7 months to live >get married with box >doesn't have the sexy times with box because I don't see her in that way >slow slideshow of happy times with box >movies, carnival rides, golf, grocery shopping, telling jokes >box is at final moments >I cry deeply with box >box is dead >I cry >puts memorial for dead box I cri everitiem.
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The mortician found the contents of the box and brings them to you, inside you find a green lantern ring.