I look at the box thouroughly. At an agonizingly slow rate I examine the box with a Procter and Gamble, low powered, dual scope, chinese made microscope which was 49.99 in a kit which also contained a slide and a box of wipes to clean off the microscope lense. I check what material it is made of and inspect for weaknesses such as a hairline fracture i could use to gain entrence. Finding no such weaknesses i Flip the back towards me and see the concealed button which i push it with a nearby lamp made in Helsinki finland of a fine chestnut wood base with a light opaque lampshade and a 40 watt light bulb. Did i get in?
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Inside you find a working spartan laser.
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*Trades it for a mini cow*
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Enjoy lol
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Please contain a mini cow....
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You traded it for a mini cow. The mini cow is yours.