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Edited by Cntryman73:
3/7/2015 2:57:06 AM
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I didn't Xurn my Heavy Ammo. I earned it.
I went out, slaved, farmed glimmer and bought Heavy Ammo from the Gunsmith. If you spent Strange Coins on your Heavy Ammo, you're the scrubbiest scrub who ever scrub a scrub. You're not supposed to use Strange Coins for anything that drops or anything you can work for.
You spent your Strange Coins on telemetry? Scrub. Level that gun like a Guardian. Upgrading your gear? Scrub. Suffer until you get an upgrades drop. Helmet Engram? Scrub. Exotic Shards? Scrub 1337. Real Guardians dismantle exotics for shards. Thorn sucks. Dismantle. SGA
Sucks. Dismantle. The only thing you should buy from Xur are Sparrow upgrades and Quest Items...unless those are dropped and then you're back over in the scrub pile.
You've been warned.
Edit: Wow. Thanks to all the Earners and Xurners for coming out and supporting this post. Special shout-outs to all the people who know sarcasm when they see it. I thought the whole "Scrub 1337" or dismantling exotics would have tipped people off, but it just goes to show blah blah blah.
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Dismantling exotics was my favourite part.
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Well good for you
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I guess you "EARNED" that 2205 grimoire score also...why don't you try "EARNING" a 3rd character and then try "EARNING" the gear to hit 32...scrub I'm just saying since you "WORK" and "SLAVE" so hard at this game...
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1 ReplyAnd here folks we see a chimpanzee in its natural habitat, don't be alarmed that he's pointing his bare bottom at you he just wants to deficate all over your face and laugh because it entertains him because he has the mental capacity of a 2 year old.
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2 RepliesThe amount of people who don't comprehend sarcasm is priceless.
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How are people that utilize their resources "scrubs". Anyways, STFU. "Slaving away" my ass. You wanna know [i]TRUE[/i] slaving away for Heavy Ammo? Leveling Eris rep to level 3. That in itself is an achievement. Then saving up your Black Wax idols, which you slave away for weeks at a time, and turning them in for Heavy Ammo. Take your glimmer-farming shit and GTFO. Join the [i]real[/i] pros.
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11/10
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2 RepliesWhat's a scrub?
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1 ReplySo do you masturbate with your left hand or your right hand?
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Thats some PU$$EY SHIT YO. I don't buy synths from Xur or That Hoe Banshee I KILL 4 Dem heavy Ammo bruh. B1tch im NICE! Get gud scrubs.
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Just to say SGA doesn't suck its vest oracle killer ever don't every lose a bullet hardly. I use maybe 12 out full clip in a portal
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I can play with my dick and type with my face too. Clearly[b]tiwtlywkqrjl[b]rnehleymelf[i]h[/i][/b][/b] See?
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tell me you earned it when you hunt down every loot chest in the galaxy and get your synths from there
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This tickled my butthole.
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[quote]you're the scrubbiest scrub who ever scrub a scrub[/quote] Lol'd so damn hard!
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Edited by AthosEpyon: 3/6/2015 8:40:13 PMA real guardian also doesn't become a moron and writes a stupid post like this. Doesn't matter if it's Satire or not, it's still very scrubby of you, scrub. Scrub ranking: Scrub God
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I feel the exact opposite. Buying heavy ammo is ridiculous.
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#satire?
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I've officially seen it all.
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Aaaaaand day made. Haha
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a real guardian don't buy telemetry either you scrub
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A true guardian does their weekly heroic and then instantly destroys their coins.
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LOL I love this post, mainly because I'm sure most people who make earn/xurn threads downing people who buy exotics from xur most likely buy the ammo synths.
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10/10. Best satire I've seen in a long time..
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It amazes me at how many people take this seriously. 10/10 OP.
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You forgot the satire hashtag. Scrub
