This is the third out of four letters to Crota!
Dear Crota,
[i]Your wife has a terrible singing voice. It hurts my ears so bad, that after awhile, everyone's just passes out. You weren't here yet, and I'm pretty sure we caught your wife having a 3 sum with 2 other Wizards. Why do you keep putting Shriekers everywhere? Are they important to you or something? I personally wish you would just remove them. They don't do anything, and they are a waste of precious time. And why is your wife so mean? I was just waiting on you to get home, and she started screaming at the top of her lungs. I didn't know what else to do but to kill her.
P.S. I'm so sorry about your wife, she didn't deserve to die.
Love, Brandon4K210[/i]
LETTER TO CROTA: 1 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/106570312/0/0/1[/url]
LETTER TO CROTA: 2 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/106582340[/url]
LETTER TO CROTA: 4 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/107068003/0/0[/url]
LETTER TO ATHEON: 1 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/108301939[/url]
LETTER TO ATHEON: 2 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/108688076/0/0[/url]
LETTER TO ATHEON: 3 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/108965426/0/0[/url]
LETTER TO ATHEON: 4 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/109247116/0/0[/url]
LETTERS TO SKOLAS - COMING SOON!!! [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/154043599[/url]
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[i]Dear Brandon 4K210, if you start talking about my wife, me and you are gonna have a serious problem, the kind of problem where I head to that tower and cut you and your friends into fillets. and my wife does Rituals, I know she's faithful, I'm watch her Facebook and her phone sometimes, if she was cheating, I would know. How are you liking my Shriekers? PURPLE RAIN MOTHERF***ER JUST LIKE I SAID! I heard you hate Shriekers so I'm gonna put Shriekers on the Shriekers attached to the Shriekers and Shriek about it. and if you bothered to learn our language, her "song of Death" is actually our song of happiness, the whole killing people thing is just a side effect. as soon as she respawns, I'll have her record the song and play it full blast in the Tower, you could say it'll be a "performance to die for"... yours in slight disgust, Crota, Son of Oryx and Hive Overlord.[/i]
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I'm loving these letters and the fact that Crota is responding. Keep up the good work
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Letters 1 - 4 are out
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Where's Crota's third response? Somebody tell him!
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Crota's been using his Black Hammer on the side with Omnigul, you actually did him a favor I'd wager.
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