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Edited by Tartan 118:
3/4/2015 3:49:16 PM
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International study concerning penis length
And the results are in.
Now, time to go watch some porn with a tape measure. Although there are flaccid results too, but I'm not sure many people care about them. Unless they can be extrapolated. Numerically, not just physically.
Well, that was pleasantly surprising... Ladies... -blam!- it, everyone, an orderly if horny queue. I'm genuinely shocked. Wondering if I measured from the right place.
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2 RepliesThese two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!" The other replies "Fück yeah I will!" The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?" The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy. He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!" The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!" The first kid is furious and his dick explodes. A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled. Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is.[spoiler]felt it was appropriate[/spoiler]
