I'd like to thank all soldiers for protecting me.
Without you I couldn't pray to Jesus and eat my McDonald's.
I wouldn't be able to slander people without you. It's so fun watching you guys on Fox News every night being Heros and stuff. Thanks for destroying those 3rd world countries for me! Maybe they'll be 4th world countries when yall are down with them.
MURICA! Praise Jesus!
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'MERICA!!