( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]I'm tired of using the front door to move my BBQ to the back yard to grill some steaks, I wanna use the back door. How do I ask my grilling friend to use the backdoor?[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow number 3 trending in offtopic I thought I'd never see the day
Edit2: >mfw someone thought I spelled girl wrong
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Edited by Bookey_Badger: 3/6/2015 12:21:09 AMBuy this lube called [b]Wet Uranus[/b] no joke that's what it's called. Have a romantic night [i]don't take her to a heavy dinner lol[/i] but be romantic and sexy. And then act like you got it as a surprise for her. If you make her feel special and like you took the time to think it out and prepare she is more likely to want to try it. Go slow. That stuff really is awesome. [spoiler]her ass may be bleeding but she won't feel the tearing just pressure[/spoiler] Lol