I spent all week data mining bungie private servers and this is what I found
Edit: for those of you asking about Hank
I'm here today to tell you my story, that I was shamed and besmirched and that a evil doppelganger took my spot next to Randal and even changed name and had my deported to Venus, my mentor Randal had no idea i was switched out for a fake.
My memory was wiped and I was thrown into a ketch and dropped into the jungles of Venus, after fighting my way to the Ishtar academy and hanging with the servitors and captains there I found honest work mining glimmer, then one day a rock fell and smacked my memory core and all my memories flooded back into me like a river of orange soda on Venus.
I'm back now and I'm in orbit right above old Russia, I'm coming back for my buddy Randal and I'm dismantling that toaster Hank and burying his memory core so deep the hive won't find it
I'm coming buddy!!
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I just jizzed in my pants. Best news all month!