This is the second out of four letters to Crota!
[i]Dear Crota,
Why is your hallway one long bridge? I mean, we just came from a bridge that led us here, and now we must activate yet another bridge. Also, why do you send an angry troll out to give us a sword? Can't you just let us walk across for once? We are your friend Crota, we are not hear to hurt you. We just want to have fun like the good ol' days when we didn't need to cheese the bridge. Why do send two deformed Thralls to greet us? You should keep those things hidden away. Last but not least, why do you only give us 2 chest, when Atheon gives us 4?
P.S. I don't like your shriekers very much, they hurt.
Love, Brandon4K210[/i]
LETTER TO CROTA: 1 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/106570312/0/0/1[/url]
LETTER TO CROTA: 3 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/106829895/0/0[/url]
LETTER TO CROTA: 4 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/107068003/0/0[/url]
LETTER TO ATHEON: 1 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/108301939[/url]
LETTER TO ATHEON: 2 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/108688076/0/0[/url]
LETTER TO ATHEON: 3 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/108965426/0/0[/url]
LETTER TO ATHEON: 4 of 4: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/109247116/0/0[/url]
LETTERS TO SKOLAS - COMING SOON!!! [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/154043599[/url]
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[i]Dear Brandon4K210 don't make me school your ass on interior decoration again! I find it rich coming from a guy who lives on a spaceship when there's a whole god damn TOWER available to you. he's not a troll, that's Javier the Gatekeeper. he's there to keep you scrubs out of my lair. like hell you don't wanna hurt me, you kill me with a damn Sword! I have Arthritis in my knee! would you like it if you had Arthritis in your knee, and I stabbed you there? no, you wouldn't! also, those deformed thralls are Ogres. big difference. and I will not hide them. they are beautiful in their own hideous and disgusting way. and I give you less loot chests because we aren't dumb enough to give you idiots equipment to kill us with. P.S. just for you, I'm going to double - no - TRIPLE the amount of Shriekers in the Hallway. I hope you know the Lyrics to "Purple Rain", because it's about to rain HEAVY on you motherf***ers now! much love, your least favourite Raid Boss, Crota, Son of Oryx.[/i]
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Edited by tomb: 3/17/2015 5:57:52 PMOh snap
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Letters 1 - 4 are out
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Next one should be about the over soul lmao
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Last but not least*
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Dear everyone, My son is straight gangsta Love oryx P.s. Stop crying
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Everyone knows crota dies to hugs. Lol
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Where's the third letter
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Here *
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Lol this is great!