Our mission here is to spread the good news of Rngesus. He is our destiny savior. Praise him and you shall get loot, trust us. The loot that you will get will be and always is amazing. He always helps at least one person in every party. Before doing anything in destiny, praise Rngesus with this simple prayer
[i](Join hands with party members)
Let us give thanks to Rngesus,
Rahool is great
Rahool is goot
Let us thank him
for our loot
By his hands
We are erotic
Let us thank him
For out daily exotic
Amen[/i]
We will update this page with the great things that Rngesus has bestowed upon his great and powerful warriors and followers. Remember brothers, Rngesus watches over all of us, believe in him and all will be good.
Vexmithoclas (1)
Fatebringer (1)
Gjallhorn (1)
Please send us what you get from the great Rngesus. I will edit this forum to worship his greatness, thank you brothers and sisters of the Rngesus community.
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Praise RNGesus, lord of Destiny
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Isn't it fun to steal other peoples jokes. Mr. Fruit. We won't forget you.
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RNGesus, my lord and savior Godzilla is most pleased with your contribution to our crusades. Under the watchful eyes of the King of the monsters, my new B-line trauma shall serve as the ever reaching hand of justice. Bless ye.
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In the name of the Jason, the Joseph, and Marty the Elder: Our Father, who art in Destiny, RNGesus be Thy Name. Thy dailies done, Your strikes be run, on Earth as in the rest of the Solar System. Give us this day Your Grimoires read and forgive us our nerd rages, as we forgive those who nerd rage against us. And lead us not into Troll Threads but deliver us from the Crucible. For Thine is the Loot, the Exotics, and the Sub Fee, forever and ever.. Amen.
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[quote]Our mission here is to spread the good news of Rngesus. He is our destiny savior. Praise him and you shall get loot, trust us. The loot that you will get will be and always is amazing. He always helps at least one person in every party. Before doing anything in destiny, praise Rngesus with this simple prayer [i](Join hands with party members) Let us give thanks to Rngesus, Rahool is great Rahool is goot Let us thank him for our loot By his hands We are erotic Let us thank him For out daily exotic Amen[/i] We will update this page with the great things that Rngesus has bestowed upon his great and powerful warriors and followers. Remember brothers, Rngesus watches over all of us, believe in him and all will be good. Vexmithoclas (1) Fatebringer (1) Gjallhorn (1) Every exotic ever (1) Please send us what you get from the great Rngesus. I will edit this forum to worship his greatness, thank you brothers and sisters of the Rngesus community.[/quote]
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I did Crota and VoG the same night this week and No One in either Raids received one single Exotic from any chests or areas. What a let down..
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Guys Wanna you know [spoiler]praise the sun?[/spoiler]
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Every time i said this i got crap while when i didnt say it i got goodies
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How dare you make fun of religion like that. The country of which you live in should be ashamed. There is only one true God and he is the main focus of this earth. how dare you. [spoiler]allahu akbur [/spoiler]
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i read the chant part and i'm not sure how i feel :/
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RNGesus gave me the Crux, Crota Hard Raid Ship, the Graverobber, the fang, and the word of crota, ALL IN ONE RAID. Praise RNGesus! May my fellow brothers bask in his glorious love!
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Shut this down, Christ our Lord is the only God!
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No one knows if RNGesus really exists, but we do know SmoggyPluto exists - I've seen his profile. Hail Smoggy!
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Rng gave me 3 legandarys for the weekly heroic and I didn't even go past 20 kills whole someone else had 140 Thank You Rng
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Hail RNGsatan
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RNG gave me three legendary auto rifles from 3 night falls in a row
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I was summoned!
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RNGESUS is love, RNGESUS is life.
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Did the prayer and got a SUROS bro. Praise rngesus
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Whose rngesus?
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Thought hard VOG was only way to get vex?
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Mr Fruit in the house
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All hail the broom sweeping robot!!!
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Yea bruh
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No, the Flying Spaghetti Monster shall always reign!
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Thank you child be blessed