Ask me anything. I'm a newfoman.
So therefore I am a fre$h prince of Flood-Air.
[spoiler][b][i]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/i][/b][/spoiler][spoiler][quote]Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air[/quote][/spoiler]
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Quit bumping you're own thread. It's clear no one cares
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Ask me something damit
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How does it feel to have spelled sniper wrong?
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Edited by Commander Tempu: 3/27/2015 9:02:57 PMFoeman 123 was never really apart of the food..i mean flood..or is it mud..He was apart of the Gallery. You cannot be a Newfoeman as you need to become his clone. Since you are not his clone you FAIL. Good Day to you, Sir. Ps mud spelled backwards is dum.
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(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚) I summon thy dewritos
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Edited by Abject Tangent: 3/27/2015 8:52:41 PMShould you be asking [b]us[/b] questions?
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Thanks captain obvious for pointing that out
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This thread is gross
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What do you do in your spare time?
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Why did you post this?
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Why does this warrant an AMA?
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no one wants to ask me shit... ;~;
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[b][i]Wednesday, March 4th, 11:44[/i][/b] Day 366: It's been just over a year since I last received free pancakes. I'm starting to go insane and I'm not entirely sure how long I'll be able to hold on to my dear sanity...
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*sigh*
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OP is 13 confirmed
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