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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Good thing it's summer break.
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Run to art room. Unscrew paper cutter. I now have a sword. Come at me.
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Edited by Gravemind94: 7/14/2015 7:08:18 PMBreak the rules and leave anyways
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But first...lemme take a selfie.
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Hide in the PE equipment room. We have baseball bats in there
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1 ReplyHide under the reef. My school is built on a rock beach and the reef is like a 2mins walk from any of my classes
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1 ReplyGather all the Gingers and use them as a meat shield/weapon.
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...I'd already be dead. Due to the cancer around this god forsaken building.
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Edited by Scova: 7/15/2015 9:56:16 AMWhy can't I leave? Seems unrealistic because if I had 10 minutes my ass would be gone like a fart on the wind
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Obviously hide in a the gym mats in the storage room. Duh...
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Edited by Stark: 7/15/2015 9:22:16 AMTake my Mjolnir armor out of my gym bag, look at the very confused and mystified staff and say "I need a weapon." [spoiler]I haven't been a student for years though[/spoiler]
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I'd probably go to the the bathroom
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Open backpack, begin quickscoping
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3 RepliesEdited by Sir Timothy: 7/14/2015 7:54:02 PMBecome a n[b]i[/b]gga and turn off the power supply so I'm invisible.
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Edited by Doctor Electric: 7/15/2015 6:50:00 AMMy school has this btw Call a contingent of mercenaries that specialize in pyrotechnics, then order them to burn every bastard besieging my school, I then order them to give me a flamethrower so that we can burn my school to the ground for making us take finals over the f*cking weekend because they just had to cancel on the scheduled Friday.
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Get my friends and sneak out the back
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play dead wait a minute.. I graduated. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Grab my girlfriend and 4 friends and get in the car
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Grab a chair and smack some bitches around \ \ \ /\ \ / \ \/ \ \ \ \ \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )/
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BECOME A MOTH
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EAT TEH DEWRIIiITOOoOsSSSs!!!
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Dank memes will destroy all that Stand in our path.
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I would have a gun to
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Drive the principals car into their tank. Maybe I'd hot glue horns on the front also.
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2 RepliesBut it's summer
