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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Use the power of Lenny to fly away
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Find all the people I care about, go on roof, let all those I hate die
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So many thoughts: tell off the people I didn't like, say something to the girl I never had the balls to, or just watch it burn since I hated my high school In reality though, hide up in the ceiling. Our school had a drop tile ceiling hanging so there should've been an air space up there. Best chance for survival if I can get up there without anyone seeing, unless they do blow it up in which I am making my best attempt for the basement.
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3 RepliesHave sex one last time
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Continue sleep procedure
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1 ReplyDig a hole Pull desk over it [spoiler]fap[/spoiler]
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Edit: 140 replies! Keep posting people!
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Treat it like a real life situation and leave the school... [spoiler]OP is a fgt[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by zapfeeno: 3/5/2015 4:09:29 AMNah we got Obama of course we are going to war[spoiler]Murica[/spoiler]
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1 Replyhow many are there and where are they coming in from?
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1 ReplyEdited by Ôversoul: 3/5/2015 4:40:36 AMI'll sing this song because we're gonna die even though my classmate would think i'm a fаggоt Where have all the good men gone And where are all the Gods? Where's the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life (Larger than life) Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder And rising with the heat It's gonna take a Superman To sweep me off my feet I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the end of the night Up where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning splits the sea I could swear that there's someone somewhere watching me Through the wind and the chill and the rain And the storm and the flood I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life
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2 RepliesWhat else are we suposed to do when the teacher leaves the lounge room keys on their desk
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Call my parents and warn them; seeing as how I was homeschooled.
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Edited by Jono: 3/5/2015 6:54:35 AMLet them blow it up. I hated my high school anyway. Hell I'd even ask if I can help.
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Make an orgy Creampie for all
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Edited by PietjeVM: 3/5/2015 6:03:21 AMHelp them destroy the school.
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4 RepliesI'm confused-didn't you schools have lock down procedures and armed guards? I mean, I assume you're discussing a high school, yes? Mine did, and that was 20+ years ago...
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10 minutes. Call 911 Then hide in the lockers until it is done with. If somehow it becomes a hostage crisis, I wait until he has gone to the other end of the complex, then run down the 8th grade stairs, as they are separated from every other part of the school, run out the door, and escape.
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2 RepliesUse others as body shields and hope that I survive the onslaught behind their bodies. Solid plan.[spoiler]Go bang that hot girl from the quad.[/spoiler]
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If I'm still in school I have my competent mates around, grab pencils, use them to stab assailants in neck, grab their armour and weapons and fight back, we know the layout of the school get the high ground Use tables to blockade the stairs and stuffs
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Can't leave the building? Fine then, I'll tell somebody to activate one of the emergency stations near that building while I call the cops and tell them that I just got a call from an unknown person saying he/she was going to shoot this building up in 10 minutes. If they tell me to get out of the building I'll say that the person also said that if I left it he/she would bring about even worse consequences. If the amount of time left isn't too close to arrival I'd probably try and warn others until it gets to a point where them leaving would probably involve them walking right into the guy (if the police are not already there and waiting for him) and just barricade one of the classrooms.
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Edited by An Aids quilt: 3/5/2015 5:27:55 AMI don't go to school so get stoned I guess[spoiler]in reality though build a couple barricades and get ready to stab a bitch[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGuys I noticed almost none of your plans involves helping other people. Just an observation
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Go to one of the corner rooms. Barricade that shit. Move the various CAD equipments up to the room (the dangerous ones like cutting wheels, pointed metal from our bike projects) Because this is the science wing (presumably, it's the most defensible corner), use the heavy desks to great effect Hold that -blam!-er like the Alamo.
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7 RepliesMy school would never be under attack, there are gun laws in Australia.
