All of you scrubs want Xur to sell Gjallarhorn. Well you don't deserve it. You need to be like me and earn it.
And by earn it I mean grab the gorgon checkpoint from one of your friends and open the chest and cross your fingers and then scream in delight like I did yesterday. Not grind out a couple weeklies and spend those hard earned coins on your new hood ornament you newbz.
Git gud scrubs and git rekt. Sealy, I must be in a hospital cuz I ain't never seen so many scrubs b4.
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Haha, that's exactly how I got my second one.