And the results are in.
Now, time to go watch some porn with a tape measure. Although there are flaccid results too, but I'm not sure many people care about them. Unless they can be extrapolated. Numerically, not just physically.
Well, that was pleasantly surprising... Ladies... -blam!- it, everyone, an orderly if horny queue. I'm genuinely shocked. Wondering if I measured from the right place.
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[quote]The study participants were men aged 17 to 91 who had their penises measured in 20 previously published studies conducted in Europe, Asia, Africa and the United States.[/quote] Congratulations to the 91 year old that can get a hard one up without having a heart attack.
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>TFW I'm almost 3x better than the average man
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I'm above average by almost an inch but still feel like it's not enough for that special lady
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Okay so the majority disagrees, so let's do our own poll! Guys, grab a ruler and get to it! Measure from where your pubes meets your shaft and give is the results!
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Only 15,000 people? They'd have got a much larger amount of people if they just asked your mom.
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Who helped the 91 year old get an erection?
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>is now slightly above average according to study ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Must've surveyed a LOT of Asians
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Story of my life. Always just slightly above average.
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These two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!" The other replies "Fück yeah I will!" The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?" The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy. He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!" The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!" The first kid is furious and his dick explodes. A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled. Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is.[spoiler]felt it was appropriate[/spoiler]
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Was this an Asian study?
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Im glad to be in the 1%
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I think that a couple Asian guys helped lower the average a bit
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Above average in length and girth. I've seen people say how much bigger they are in length, but I haven't heard people say anything about girth. What does that show you lol.
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Edited by Ianous: 3/6/2015 12:29:17 AMFINALLY IM AVERAGE!
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As a man with a nearly 8 inch meat cigar I can happily say that I feel accomplished.
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Now that a big dick measuring contest.
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They should've done a study on the average length after being in an ice bath for 5 mins.
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Please tell me this is like the south park episode where they lowered the length to appease guys who were below average.
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What about techno dicks?
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I am 1cm over the average both ways!! Woohoo!
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Hurray I'm normal? [spoiler].___________.[/spoiler]
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Wouldn't surprise me if it were skewed to make people feel better about themselves. Those percentiles seem far too low. But what do I know, I guess.
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[quote]Wondering if I measured from the right place.[/quote] This is my theory on why on every internet thread you go to everyone claims to be 6 inches or bigger. It just depends where exactly you're measuring from. I can't speak for what other guys are like down there but, even though I'm not fat, I got a little skin I can press in for internet bragging rights. It's somewhat similar to how every internet thread you go to the average IQ is about 140. It's easy to lie to yourself about or be fooled by, just go take some dumb test on the internet. Then again this whole thing is partially me projecting my stringently honest standards onto the internet. A lot of guys just get a kick out of lying.
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Edited by Glowhoo Enthusiast: 3/5/2015 12:50:56 AMthis is a study XD also the tags ROFL
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Yay im a little bigger than the average size! w00t w00t!