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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1 ReplyI run to a monastery sitting on a cliff in Ireland. I ask for the divine power of box-opening, but before I receive this gift, I must endure a trial by fire; I must run a gauntlet consisting of running through a pit of scorpions, jumping over a pit of boiling oil, and climbing out of a pit of constantly rising lava (these monks like pits). After I have completed my journey, I am rewarded with the power to open any box I choose. All I must do now to open the box is utter the phrase "The fresh cows are a new town car", and focus my mind on the lid slowly opening. I return to the box, utter the phrase, focus my mind, and the lid opens. Now, tell me, teacher, what may I find inside?
