Okay kids, its the Virgins back again.
But dont worry I'm not going to tell you how much better we are than you, because you probably already know that.
My clan is on 360, and we have run skirmish dry so now we wanna conquer clash.
We could do it with just us three but we figured we could spread the virgin way in the process of beating clash tryhards.
Here is the team so far:
raynorock: glorious leader, and obviously the looks behind this operation. Nothing more can be said about someone so perfect except "Wow"
JabbaBounce: sniper and titan smasher to the end. Imagine Michael Jordan in his prime somehow ejaculated into the eggs of Lebron James and then you might have a tenth of this mans power. But trust me it is over 9000. he is our brains.
i viscous i: hes so quick, they asked him to play the flash in that mediocre show that I dont watch. He turned it down because they were trash anyway. Our muscle
Goochabilables: Our celebrity player as in we feel bad for him so we let hm play with us. Hes garbage guys but he is still better than most of you trash. Coming in last as our useless chick
And that is the mystery gang of virgins. We need 2-3 more of you so if you wanna ride this glory hole to the town of ass munch a plenty, then message me with your grimoire and why you think you are good.
And please, no shrimps with grimoire below 2400. Kids that think they are good at halo suck at this game.
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4000 msp for tryouts