Pulse Rifles have become too over-powered. Please nerf them Bungie. Auto Rifles aren't getting near the use they deserve, which is a shame because I really like the feel of them and wish they were a viable option. Auto Rifles could really use a buff. This is just my personal opinion, but I'm thinking around 9.7%, whereas Pulse Rifles should probably be nerfed publicity-wise about 2.5% but should in reality be more like 10-12% Just so people can be fooled into thinking they're still worth using.
[b]EDIT:[/b] Just heard from a guy that has a 3rd cousin twice removed that is friends with a Bungie employee's nephew that in the next patch, Auto Rifles will shoot a healing suave that cures all wounds.
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These satire posts are becoming so....boring.