Please tell me more about how you are black. When did you first realise? How did it change your life? How baggy are your slacks? How much chicken have you eaten? Do you walk with a fake limp? Is Ice Cube your dad? Are you Barack Obama? Are you Yaya Toure? How fast can you run? How many girls do you know? Do you like to dance? Are you good at dancing? Do you like me? Are you fat? Would you kiss another man if he asked you to? What's your favourite Destiny weapon? What's your favourite real life weapon? When were you last upside down? What colour is that dress? Do you even lift, brah? How old are your legs? Have you ever been down a mine? Which is your favourite angry bird? How far away from your house is the nearest McDonalds? Do you like McDonalds? Do you prefer KFC? What's your favourite word? What time is Hammer Time? Will you make me a sandwich? Is there really a god? What is weather? How many cars have you stolen? Do you own shoes or just run around bare-foot? Haz you an cheezburger? Can we be friends? Will you protect me if I start a fight for no reason? Is your favourite song 'Regulate' by Warren G? When can we meet? Do you know I'm outside your house? Are you afraid? Are you now wondering if you should be? Are you thinking of calling the copz? Would you worry if I told you I've cut your phone line and have disabled all mobile phone services in the area? Can we die together? Will you love me then?